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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take? I

They will grow larger over a period of years, my husband replies. I
Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts
every day will make my breasts larger over the years?

Without missing a beat he says, Worked for your ass didn't it?

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw
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