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I was in a Superstore the other day, pushing a cart around, when I collided with a young guy also pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

So, I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
 

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:histerica :rotf: :histerica :rotf: Uh, What?! No honey that wasn't me laughing.... :rolleyes:
 

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Oh no... I am sure this will offend someone on this forum...! :( :rolleyes:

If you need me I'll be at the supermarket helping these 2 guys looking for that one wife.:D
 

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This joke is useless without pictures -- No that's not it!

Where's the boat? -- No, that's not quite right either.

Ah Ha---I've got it now:

This may be true for the White Anglo Saxon Protestant. However, not all here may adhere to such restrictive and what I believe to be abusive rehetoric!
 

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Moot said:
This joke is useless without pictures -- No that's not it!

Where's the boat? -- No, that's not quite right either.

Ah Ha---I've got it now:

This may be true for the White Anglo Saxon Protestant. However, not all here may adhere to such restrictive and what I believe to be abusive rehetoric!

This is just wrong, on sooooooooo many levels

But Damn! I LOVE IT
 

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Moot said:
.....This may be true for the White Anglo Saxon Protestant. However, not all here may adhere to such restrictive and what I believe to be abusive rehetoric!
:histerica Perfect! You've fired a shot across the brow--ERR--bow of the deep feelers!
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westcott360 said:
Me thinks me like the cut of her jib.

(Thats a Nautical discussion). :bmw:
Well, speaking of great depths, just as long as nothing is orbiting her knees......:D
 

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westcott360 said:
Me thinks me like the cut of her jib.

(Thats a Nautical discussion). :bmw:
I didn't see no boat.
 

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westcott360 said:
Me thinks me like the cut of her jib.

(Thats a Nautical discussion). :bmw:

The dual spinnakers are not bad either. Great Broad Reach!! :rolleyes:
 
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