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Last week, Ethel checked into a
motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll
call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and
sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad
for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all
the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six
pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his
well oiled bum....

She figured, what the heck,
nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I
help you? . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve
if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great
massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait,
I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really
want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys,
rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll
go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and
whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
outside line."
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