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Subject: The Rule Maker


The Rule
Maker

Do you know who
makes the rules?

As sportsmen, it
is absolutely imperative that in all of the sports we engage, we,
without hesitation, play by the rules ...

We take care to
understand the rules, we discuss the rules amongst ourselves, and we
study the rules ...

As golfers, we are
ruled by the rules ..

Lord knows there
are all kinds of rules in that game .

And as citizens,
we must follow the rule of law for so many things we do every day
..
But just in case you have been pondering this, all your life, as to whom
actually makes the rules, please note the following:


...I do hope
this clears it up....
 

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I already knew that! :D
 

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They control half the money too! :histerica
 

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fpmlt said:
Subject: The Rule Maker


The Rule
Maker

Do you know who
makes the rules?

As sportsmen, it
is absolutely imperative that in all of the sports we engage, we,
without hesitation, play by the rules ...

We take care to
understand the rules, we discuss the rules amongst ourselves, and we
study the rules ...

As golfers, we are
ruled by the rules ..

Lord knows there
are all kinds of rules in that game .

And as citizens,
we must follow the rule of law for so many things we do every day
..
But just in case you have been pondering this, all your life, as to whom
actually makes the rules, please note the following:


...I do hope
this clears it up....
This maybe true for the White Anglo Saxon Protestant. However, not all here may adhere to such restrictive and what I believe to be abusive rhetoric.
 

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Yup

 

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patrick2000 said:
This maybe true for the White Anglo Saxon Protestant. However, not all here may adhere to such restrictive and what I believe to be abusive rhetoric.
:wtf: Talking about taking things a little to seriously?! Ok, what if we move this to the "humor" forum? :rolleyes:
 

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:wtf: Talking about taking things a little to seriously?! Ok, what if we move this to the "humor" forum? :rolleyes:

NAH not taking it serious at all . Just pointing out that worn out ideas and simplistic attempts at humor may not be appreciated by all here. If you like the post then that is O.K. I don't find it humorous and I hope that that is O.K also. Hence my previous comment.
 

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this has been a public service announcement, now back to the show...
 

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patrick2000 said:
restrictive and what I believe to be abusive rhetoric.

Ok, I understand that you don't find it humorous.

I was wondering if you could possibly explain WHY you don't.

I don't find the t-shirt to be offensive to women. It sort of implies, "Hey, if you want to hook up with me, you'll do as I say".

What does it say to you?
 

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Let me start by saying that I sincerely apologize for offending the delicate sensitivities of some of our more refined members. After considerable personal reflection, I am committed to a more respectful approach to our female counterparts. No longer will I defile or defame the position of women, nor will I look upon the naked female form without the utmost respect. I may even go so far as to support women with unshaved legs and pits - found mostly in Eugene Oregon.

For the rest of us heathens, however, AIN'T IT FRICKIN' GRAND!!! :wave
 

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patrick2000 said:
NAH not taking it serious at all . Just pointing out that worn out ideas and simplistic attempts at humor may not be appreciated by all here. If you like the post then that is O.K. I don't find it humorous and I hope that that is O.K also. Hence my previous comment.
I hope once the depression is over we can all relax and turn our hyper-sensitivity switch DOWN a notch or two! :crybaby:

Maybe the "humor" forum should go the way of the crapper.... :)
 

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"Maybe the "humor" forum should go the way of the crapper.... "

Oh hell no! I enjoy this section way too much.
Did learn something about humor though. Not long ago I posted a "Biker" joke (about the guy dressing up as a girl). I got zero responses to that.
That same day it was reposted, and that got several responses.
The lesson to be learned there: apparently it's all in how the joke is told! :histerica
 

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From this right-wing conservative Christian ... I say,
"While this is just kinda sorta funny, and while it doesn't offend me ... any red-blooded male that lets a women "rule him" needs to have their man card revoked.
PRONTO!"
. ;)
 

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messenger13_ver2 said:
From this right-wing conservative Christian ... I say,
"While this is just kinda sorta funny, and while it doesn't offend me ... any red-blooded male that lets a women "rule him" needs to have their man card revoked.
PRONTO!"
. ;)
+1, from this "heathen" Libertarian! :D
 

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Scottly said:
Ok, I understand that you don't find it humorous.

I was wondering if you could possibly explain WHY you don't.



What does it say to you?
I guess it may be humorous if the reader is functioning at a fifth grade level of development.
However, I was pointing out that worn out ideas and simplistic attempts at humor may not entertain all here.
 

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patrick2000 said:
I guess it may be humorous if the reader is functioning at a fifth grade level of development.
However, I was pointing out that worn out ideas and simplistic attempts at humor may not entertain all here.
I never made it to 5th grade... I dropped out of kindergarten!:eek:
So... where do I buy the tee-shirt? :D
 

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patrick2000 said:
I guess it may be humorous if the reader is functioning at a fifth grade level of development.
However, I was pointing out that worn out ideas and simplistic attempts at humor may not entertain all here.
hmmm, maybe we better forget it.
 

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