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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. It
manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.'

He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too
shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even
called the cat, "Whisky"

He then turned to the fourth Mum June: "Your obsession is with flowers.
Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy.

At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little
boy by the hand and whispered...... 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea
what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Fanny and Willy and go home.
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