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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was
nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and
you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew
you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her
tight
Motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am. But
it's
not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for us and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your son,
Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe
for me to come home.
 

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That was great, and very funnny...!! I passed it on to my wife.
 
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