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A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

No wait... I'm sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does... Never mind.
 

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Cheerss to beersszz...

"Beer is proof God loves us and want's us to be happy."... Benjamin Franklin...

Of course this is same guy who flew kites in thunderstorms...and "discovered" electricity... It is a beautiful thing.....

Oh, wait.. we were talking about women..

“This could never be a crime no matter what words are written on paper... just like it was never a crime to drink beer, even though words on paper said it was, and that women were too dumb to vote,” Jack Kevorkian.

Mmmmmm Beer.....

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” Al Bundy... (Ed O'Neil)
 
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