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A 90 year old man goes to see his doctor, and asks for a presciption for
Viagra. The doctor doesn't even hesitate, he just scribbles on a pad
and hands the scrip to the old man.

The old man asks, "Are the pills large or small? Because I'm going to
be cutting them up into eighths."

The doctor replies, "You don't need to cut them, each pill is a single
dose."

The old man says, "No, you don't understand. I don't want to have sex.
It's just that I keep peeing on my shoes, and I want to change the
angle a little."
 
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