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Guy parks his van outside the Louvre and goes in to steal some paintings.
He gets the paintings into the van and the pursuit begins....
he runs out of gas less than a 1/4 mile down the road.
The arresting officer asks: "How can you be so clever as to get priceless paintings out of the Louvre, and yet be so stupid to run out of gas?"

The thief says: "Simply really, I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the VanGogh."
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