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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH

His dizzy aunt ----------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes-------Gotta Gogh

The brother who works at a convenience store
-----------------------------------------Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---U Gogh

His magician uncle-------- Ware-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin -------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother

----------------------------------------- Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach
-------------------------------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt ------Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle --------------Flamin Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin ------------ Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking
-----------------------------------------Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ----------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ---------------Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV -----------------------------------

Winnie Bay Gogh



Smiling ?? ............................. there ya Gogh!
 

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Guy parks his van outside the Louvre and goes in to steal some paintings.
He gets the paintings into the van and the pursuit begins....
he runs out of gas less than a 1/4 mile down the road.
The arresting officer asks: "How can you be so clever as to get priceless paintings out of the Louvre, and yet be so stupid to run out of gas?"

The thief says: "Simply really, I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the VanGogh."
 
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