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#1 ·
Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening
from the Department of Homeland Security:

Here are their "discoveries."

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
 
#6 ·
cfell said:
Safe from my fear of flying...because I won't do it anymore? =)
AND the DHS / TSA! :D
 
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