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A man went to the hospital in Houston, Texas to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She got so mad at him because she didn't know he was married that she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.



I don't know what's worse:



1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring



Tough call. You decide.​
 

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Maybe he has BIG Fingers! You just never know!!!:histerica
 

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NOGILLS2 said:
Maybe he has BIG Fingers! You just never know!!!:histerica
Thank you! You try finding a ring the diameter of a peanut butter jar! :D
 
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