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There has been a major botanical upheaval in Basel over easter, Amorphophallus titanum or the Titan arum put a great show on.
Why oh why did I have to go and have a peek at a putrid smelling triffid looking like a mutant tentacle vagina with a yellow dildo growing out of the middle?
Sounds like a description of my ex wife.
10 Chuffs and a mile long queue just to gawk and retch, Slammer has a weak stomach and much to the amusement of the others I spent most of the time standing in the line simultaneously gagging and heaving wishing that there were some airline baggies laying around.
Made it though, I was soo proud of my iron will for not disgracing myself by hurling into the rare and prized orchids.
As usual with such an event there was all kinds of tat for sale including Titan arum perfume, another 10 Chuffs for a small flacon, could get that easier by buying 500g of mince from Aldi and leaving it outside for a few days then taking a deeeeeep breath.

 

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There are lots of flowers that have a rancid small but that one is beautiful!!!
 
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