[myk_edwards]

As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of a sexy blonde with a short skirt on, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers.

"Hey, cheeky," she said as she gave me a playful kick, "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts, isn't it?"

"That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation madam," I said. "I don't work here!"

 

[fpmlt]

For a minute there I thought you were talking about me again. But then I realize that this little incident has been expunged from my record. Whew! Wouldn't want you guys knowing that much about my past. :wave

 

[Slammer]

Don't worry, we have all been there.
Ah! Did I type that out loud?