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If you give a man a choice he will ride a motorcycle

If he chooses to ride a motorcycle it will be a BMW

If he rides a BMW he will want get off the motorcycle

If he does not want to get off he will want to go long distances

If he wants to go long distances he will want a touring BMW

If he wants a touring BMW he will want and LT

If he wants and LT he will want to Farkle the thing

If he Farkel's the thing he will want to add a GPS, heated gear plug, tank bag, BMR Pilot Shelf, extra lights, jpegs, backup back rest, custom seat, more lights, special windshield, COMM system

If he adds the GPS, heated gear plug, tank bag, BMR Pilot Shelf, extra lights, jpegs, backup back rest, custom seat, more lights, special windshield, COMM system he will be comfortable doing maintenance

If he is comfortable doing maintenance, he will want to do an oil change, flush the brakes, flush the clutch line, change the final drive fluid, change the gear box fluid.

If he changes the oil change, flush the brakes, flush the clutch line, change the final drive fluid, change the gear box fluid he will want to perform some mods

If he performs some MODS he will want to MOD the Gas cap, MOD the transmission for a weep hole.

If he performs all the MODS he will finally perform a canisterectomy

Once he performs a canisterectomy he will be ready for a new LT

Once he gets a new LT....
 

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WildBil said:
But the book had pictures...

All the pictures are in the Hall of Wisdom :D
 
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