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A Sindhi couple Sunita and Prem were having dinner at a very fine restaurant inTaj
Bombay when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh" replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce".

"I can understand that," replies her husband "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean;

No more SHOPPING TRIPS TO Dubai, No more Jewelery from Damjees No more SUMMERS IN Kashmir, No more FABULOUS BMW X5 in the garage and No more YACHT CLUB. But, the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on hisarm.

"Who's that woman with Kishen?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress" says Prem

Sunita replies "Ours is prettier".
 
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