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A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Texas. He
sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his
arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at
it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If
you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says,
"Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the
bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with
delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and
notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was
shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into
the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says,
"Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his
arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at
it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If
you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the
young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says,
"Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the
bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with
delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and
notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was
shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into
the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says,
"Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
