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Saw a Great T Shirt this weekend

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Traveling back from northern Arizona on day 4 of a 4 day ride, the temperature was headed over 95 so we stopped near Picaho Peak on I-10 for ice cream at a DQ to cool off for a bit. Over on the side wall they had a T-shirt hanging there that stated: "Twelve Reasons why a Pistol is better than a wife". The number one reason was: You can always buy a silencer for a pistol". I wasn't brave enough to buy it!

Skip AKA Mother Goose
Tucson AZ
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There ya go..

1) You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

2) You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

3) You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

4) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

5) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

7) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

8) Handguns function normally every day of the month.

9) A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

10) A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

11) You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

12) A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.

13) A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"...

Slammer is divorced so I would get one.
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Thanks for filling in the rest of the reasons. For some reason I only focused on the number one reason. Seems like I missed a lot of other good ones

Thanks Again

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