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Alabama trooper pulls over a old ratty ford doing 75 in a 55,
walks over to the truck and asks "Got any I.D.?"

Driver leans out, spits out his chew, and says "Bout Wut?"
 

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Re: Billy Bob

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day
when through a gap in the door
he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease
in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette
and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
and lets his overalls fall down to his hips
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath

With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body
and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says
"what the heck are you doing, Billy Bob"

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me,"
says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob,

"me and the Ole lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department,
and the Therapist suggested .............

I do something sexy to a tractor."
 
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