Guy sitting at a table in a bar drinking. At 1:00 a.m. the bartender announces it's closing time. Guy at the table is really sloshed, gets up from his chair and falls over. He tries to get up again but falls over. He half walks half crawls to door, gets outside and falls on his face again. Fortunately he only lives a block from the bar, so he crawls home. Finally gets inside the house and crawls upstairs to bed. Next morning his wife is yelling at him..."you asshol_, you were out drinking again last night, weren't you?" He says, "yes I was, but how did you know?" She replied, "the bar called and said you left your wheelchair there again."