[katnapinn]

"A GOOD....."
Let the one liners fly

 

[hybridcage]

"A GOOD....."
Let the one liners fly

Oh my God!!, she actually thinks I work here!!!


Remember...EYES, look into her eyes!!

 

[PMitchell]

"A GOOD....."
Let the one liners fly

Missy,
You're really taking me home to do what to me?

 

[jbrown]

1. This guy named "Grif" said he wanted a 15. He wants a what?
He wants a seven and seven! Duh...


2. You're not wearing any pants back there, are you?

 

[hoog62]

Stand up? Why do want me to stand up?

 

[Lonewuff]

Her: "Those guys at the table behind me are making rude comments about me, in fact, one of them asked what kind of pie I had, so you just need to go kick there asses right now!"

Him: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Her: "Well...."

Him: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

 

[D.Kinsey]

Wood???

Hey Bevis she said WOOD!!!! he...he...he..he

 

[zippy_gg]

"Why are you guys looking at my girlfriend's backside???"

 

[cfell]

I'm SOOO glad I took this underpaid job....

 

[AliMar]

"Yea, seriously! These bunch of old guys said they rode in on bikes. I smiled and said "Yea... sure you did." Then it hit me. That's why they're breathing hard...

 

[AliMar]

Her: What kind of sauce is that?
Him: (paranoid that he was just caught shits his pants and excuses himself)
Her: delivers the wings...

About an hour later, her: So - was everything to your liking? Gary (the cook) wanted me to especially ask about your blue cheese experience...

 

[AliMar]

OMG, OMG... what did I just see you putting into the blue cheese?

 

[AliMar]

sorry guys... just couldn't let up on this one. i could go on for hours no doubt spilling a bunch of useless BS humor (or not), but at the request of the SO, it's time for bed...

 

[jbrown]

1. A customer just asked us to reduce the synthetic fats, monosodium
glutimate, and polyunsaturates in their next wings order. I told
him you could do that...

2. I can't find any straight bananas. Got any back there?

3. Wanna hear something funny? All these folks rode their motorcycles
for hours just to eat the crap we serve. I thought blonds were easy to
make fun of!!

4. I'm pregnant.

5. NASA just called. Can you take over for me?

6. Is is Bad Cow or Mad Cow symptoms you want us to report on?

7. Grif wants some dehydrated water "to go" for his trip back home.

 

[mikeinpgh]

I still can't see the boat

 

[ibbones]

2. I can't find any straight bananas. Got any back there?.

New keyboard needed!!!

 

[Morley]

Must NOT look at her chest...keep eye contact....Is it obvious I'm NOT staring?

 

[STARFIGHTER]

Candy.....you've got 'em in the customers eggs again...........