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A Farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on
himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on the
switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure
than his wife does.

But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool. Anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful

He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the
Farmer decides to call the customer hotline.

''Hello, I just bought a Cow Milking Machine from your company, it works
fantastic, but how do you remove it from the cow's udder?''

"Don't worry sir'', replies the Customer Service Person, ''the machine will
release automatically once it has collected two litres!"
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