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My wife and I went to the Rockhampton Beef Expo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....

Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
'' THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........

You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
In capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ...You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said..............


'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

I don't remember much about what happened next.....

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and I should eventually make a full recovery!!
 

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A wise bull is cautious around old cows...... :D
 
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