BMW Luxury Touring Community banner

1 - 1 of 1 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
710 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
The 4 Parts of Marriage
> >
> > Marriage (Part I)
> >
> >Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding,
> >he laid down the following rules:
> >
> >"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want- and I
don't
> >expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the
table
> >unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
> > I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card- playing when I want
with my
> >old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my
> >rules.
> > Any comments?"
> >His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there
> >will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here
not."
> > (DAMN SHE'S GOOD!)
> >
> > Marriage (Part II)
> >
> >Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
wedding
> >anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone
> >that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'
> >"Yeah?" she replies.
> >"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My
> >Husband Stiff At Last.'"
> >
> > (HE ASKED FOR IT!)
> >
> > Marriage (Part III)
> >
> >Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
table.
> >Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
either,"
> >and storms out of the house.
> >After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends
and
> >rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings,
> >and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the
> >phone?"
> >She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?"
> >"Getting a second opinion!"
> >
> > (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
> >
> > Marriage (Part IV)
> >
> >A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is
so
> >proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six"
in
> >spite of her objections.
> >One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home
> >and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
> >He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of
six?"
> >His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right
back,
> > "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
> >
> > (RIGHT ON, LADY!)
> >
> > God may have created man before woman but there is always a
rough
> draft
> >before the masterpiece.
 
1 - 1 of 1 Posts
Top