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Man Sues BMW . . .

Serious issue here guys.

Men: If you experience an erection that lasts for more than four hours after riding your BMW, please consult with a physician as this could be a symptom of a serious condition... [snipped from the Yahoo K thread]

The courts are quite liberal in this neck of the woods. Any locals following this? :rolleyes:
 

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Re: Man Sues BMW . . .

Wonder if you could get a deal on the seat? :rolleyes:
 

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johnbaker15 said:
Wonder if you could get a deal on the seat? :rolleyes:
and what kind of warning sticker should be on that? :rolleyes:
 

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Re: Man Sues BMW . . .

The lawyer taking this case should be put to death for crimes against America.
 

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A LARGE BORE HYPODERMIC NEEDLE will take care of his problem.
But then again if anyone was going to stick a large needle in a penis it would want to shrink away too. Just saying.
 

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In an interview with the plantiff, he provided the following statement:
I was very excited about taking this ride! It was only two hours, but it felt longer, so I got stiff quickly. Boy it was a hard ride. Since it was a gentle stretch of road, I tugged at my memory to recall how to adjust my Wilber's shock in the rear. I needed to soften up the pressure I felt in my pants so I didn't have to sit so erect. It was a great feeling to see traffic so spread out, and know that I wouldn't need to be at full attention for the entire time I was pounding the pavement. I was sure this was going to be an easy slide into home base, until a poultry truck lost a few fowl off the extended trailer. One of these birds rammed his beak into my helmet, and luckily I had my faceshield down, or he would have gone deep in the throat. I almost puked up the wiener I had eaten earlier. The hen was still alive when I hammered my front end hard into a wall. Even though my crotch rocket was upright, I was not hurt, so I knew there was no reason to get half cocked. I should have just choked the chicken, and all of my raised fears would have been relieved.
Phil McCrackin
 

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Wow!! Anyone got a good Corbin for sale? :histerica

I could use this problem! :D
 

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Corbin seats promotional campaign? :histerica
 

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Interesting twist . . .
I originally posted this as Man Sues BMW

Now it's Man Problems
 

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PMitchell said:
Interesting twist . . .
I originally posted this as Man Sues BMW

Now it's Man Problems
Well clearly you didn't know what the hell you were talking about!!! Someone had to fix it for you. :rotf:
 

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Gues I'm not perfext!
 

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BMW the new Viagra?

I just read this this morning. A rider in CA is suing BMW Motorcycles and Corbin Seats claiming a 4 hour ride has resulted in his erection lasting more than 20 months! :confused:




A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.

While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.

The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.



Here's the story in USA Today

http://content.usatoday.com/communi...bmw-for-persistent-erection-after-bike-ride/1
 

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Forgive me PM! My wife and I were still laughing over this this morning that I missed your Man Problems Post!

I guess the early bird gets the worm! Except in CA!
 

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Someone tell this guy it's the Iron BUTT 1,000...
 
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