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A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together enough money to take her to a very nice restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.

Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne .

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a B.J. tonight."

I said "enjoy your meal
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