The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its
Style section called
"Style Invitational."
The requirements this week were to use two words:
"Lewinsky" (The Intern), and "'Kaczynski,the
Unabomber) in the same limerick.
The following winning entries, remember, were printed
in the newspaper.....
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like
Kaczynski. Since you made such a mess.
Use the hem of your dres.
And please wipe that stuff off of your
chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.
Style section called
"Style Invitational."
The requirements this week were to use two words:
"Lewinsky" (The Intern), and "'Kaczynski,the
Unabomber) in the same limerick.
The following winning entries, remember, were printed
in the newspaper.....
Third place:
There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Second place:
Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
"We don't want to leave clues like
Kaczynski. Since you made such a mess.
Use the hem of your dres.
And please wipe that stuff off of your
chinsky."
And the winning entry:
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.
