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Lee goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give Lee a shot.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" Lee said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and Lee says " I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me"
The dentist ask if he has any objections to taking a pill. "No objections" he says. I'm fine with pills.
The dentists gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them.
"What are they?" he asks. Viagra says the dentist
"Heck, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer" "It doesn't" said the dentist "But it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth
 

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Gee, thanks a lot, Mike. :wave Kick, slap, punch, beat, whack a guy when he's down, why don't cha! :histerica
 

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Don't forget the hand sanitizer!!!!
 

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Re: Another off color dentist joke

Mrs. Lee went to the dentist with a problem.
The dentist said: "Mrs. Lee, you have a tooth that needs a root canal."
Mrs. Lee: "Oh no, doctor! I'd rather have another baby than have a root canal."
The dentist says: "Well hurry up and make up your mind Mrs Lee, this is a busy office, and we have to position the chair."
 

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At least the dentist has the potential of getting her to put out some money or... Well, you know! :histerica
 

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Lee510 said:
Gee, thanks a lot, Mike. :wave Kick, slap, punch, beat, whack a guy when he's down, why don't cha! :histerica
I don't know Lee, I liked it. And to tell ya the truth, I pictured you sitting in the chair while I read the joke! :p :wave
 
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