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A burglar was rumaging in the dark with the shiny LT just on the other side of the wall in the garage of a redneck's house.

The burglar was about to open a jewel box when a voice in the darkness said "Warning, Jasus is coming."

The burglar started to flee, but then thought that he was just imagining things, and then turned his attention back to the jewel box over in the corner.

As he approached with flashlight in hand, he again heard, "Jasus is coming, this is a warning". As his flashlight swung around toward the voice, its beam lit up the beady eyes of a parrot.

Relieved and then angered the burglar said "and who the heck are your? The parrot replied "Moses".

The burglar said "who would name a parrot Moses?".

The parrot replied "the same person that named the rottweiler Jasus!"
 

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Dang, dude - really difficult to read this site with jolly tears streaming down my cheeks! That wuz a good one. :)
 
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