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A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given
to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road...

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag
who got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a
lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so
does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And so, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
the truck hit us."
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