[fpmlt]

I didn't make this up, I plagiarized it from another forum.

Heaven is where the mechanics
are German, cops are British,
chefs are French, lovers are
Italian, and everything is
organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where mechanics
are French, cops are German,
chefs are British, lovers are
Swiss and everything is
organized by the Italians.


I'm only guessing that Americans are stuck in Purgatory.