That will be a perfect addition to my Chinese Bite Me Ray.
One push of a button instantly beams the transgressing vehicle to a rice field in China. Can you imagine that collect phone call from the harried twerp sent to a convenience store to buy milk.
Him: "Uh.... honey?"
Her: "You wimpy bastage, you've been gone 6 hours!"
Him: "Uh... I turned left in front of a big, mean motorcycle guy and ended up in a rice field in China. Uh.... I had to hike 6 miles to get to this phone and I've gotten mud on my tasseled loafers. Uh.....whimper."
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