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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says "Hi...You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter."

"You will have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he will supply all
of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided."

"You will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You
will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary in $200,000 a year."

The guy says, " You're bull$h-ttin me."

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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