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Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?Where it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ...."
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-plus year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.



Q: Why should 50-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
 

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I dont find these jokes to be funny. Now, where did I put my glasses? :histerica :histerica :histerica

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The last one is really funny, me and the wife were at an antique store a few weekends ago and we caught ourselves saying the same thing ! :histerica
 
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