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Dear Husband:
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> >> >
> >> > I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
> >> > I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have
> >> > nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
> >> > to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
> >> > Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and
> >> > nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.
> >> > You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after
> >> > watching the game.You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or
> >>anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what
> >> > ever the case is, I'm gone.
> >> >
> >> > P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't!! Your BROTHER and I
> >> > are moving
> >> > away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Your EX-Wife
> >> >
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> >> > Dear Ex-Wife
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's
> >> > true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
> >> > woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown
> >>out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice
> >> > when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind
> >> > was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if
> >> > you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must
> >> > have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven
> >> > years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
> >> > because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that
> >> > my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your
> >>negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we
> >> > could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten
> >> > million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when
> >> > I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you
> >>have a fulfilling life that you always wanted. My lawyer said with
> >> > your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
> >> >
> >> > P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my
> >> > brother was born
> >> > Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
> >> >
 
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