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A Cowboy appeared before St. Peter the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of....... one thing,' the cowboy politely offered.

'Out on a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off -leave her alone .....or I'll kick the s - - t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was pretty impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago !
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