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>> A cowboy in Montana got pulled over by a State Trooper
>> for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the
>> cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to
>> throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
>> uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to
>> writing out the ticket.
>>
>> As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies
>> that were buzzing around his head.
>>
>> The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle
>> flies there, are ya?"
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>> The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well
>> yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of Circle
>> flies."
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>> So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are common on
>> ranches. See, they're called circle flies because
>> they're almost always found circling around the back
>> end of a horse."
>>
>> The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the
>> ticket.
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>> Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you
>> trying to call me a horse's ass?"
>>
>> The cowboy says, "No, Sir. I have too much respect for
>> law enforcement and police officers to even think
>> about calling you a horse's ass."
>>
>> The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes
>> back to writing the ticket.
>>
>> After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool
>> them flies though."
 
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