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petevandyke said:
Neal found that if he filled his pants with helium he could improve his gas mileage by a significant amount.
 

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Without realizing it, John had inadvertantly sat on the exhaust pipe...tragically, seconds after this photo was taken John exploded. (Notice the painful grimace on the victim's face)
 

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Walking home from his annual prostate checkup, Tiny wished he had taken the doctor's advice and had that unusual growth removed from his a$$.

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"Darn! I gotta get me one of them Kontour seats. The stock seat on this thing is killing me. It's either that or lose 300 pounds..."

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A quarter-mile from the dealership, Tiny realized if he was going to buy this bike he'd definitely need to improve the ergos and upgrade the basics, including higher weight-rated tires, after-market shocks, a seat that he didn't wear like a thong, and pull-back bars.
 

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Long-distance touring isn't for everyone...

(While not that funny, that caption would definitely peak your interest.) ;)
 

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After taking delivery of his new K1600 GTL, George REALLY missed the ergos of his old K1200LT
 

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After experimenting with various types of foam Ron managed to make the new seat feel like butt-ha! :rotf:
 

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Stanley just couldn't figure out why the salesman looked at him that way when he asked about crash bars.
 

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RonKMiller said:
You meet the nicest peoples on a Honda! :D
"Peoples:" The double+ sized people.....:D
 

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"Does this bike make my butt look big??"
 

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The motorcycle saying:

one at a time please

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UNCLE!!!!
 
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