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Honey, I told you not to do that in public... my wife may be watching!:eek:
 

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You have 3 seconds, then I'm gonna shove this up your Ar..........
 

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BiteMe, that don't ask, don't tell is for the U.S. services, not the state troopers!
 

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I've been trying myself. How about: "Touchy Feely--I'll show you Touchy Feely".
 

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"Please, Joe, not in front of the other troopers..."
 

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"Whut we have he-ah is anuthuh fail-yuh to communicate, Mr. Vice President."
 

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I am teaching this new move to the TSA boys...!
 

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The original Dirty Harry movie, when Harry is told byt he bad guy to hand over his gun, and he removes it from his holster...

"My, that's a big one!"
 

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The last time someone touched me like that Mr. Vice President...she was a blonde and she wanted out of a ticket.
 

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Yo ... Blue tie, my fellow officers see what your up to.
We keep this conduct out of view reserved for stake outs.
 

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Get me a ROPE!
 
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