14wntr said:
Which of course will bring you to the "canisterectomy"....
This sounds like the kids story if you give a mouse a cookie except for BMW
If you give a man a choice he will ride a motorcycle
If he chooses to ride a motorcycle it will be a BMW
If he rides a BMW he will want get off the motorcycle
If he does not want to get off he will want to go long distances
If he wants to go long distances he will want a touring BMW
If he wants a touring BMW he will want and LT
If he wants and LT he will want to Farkle the thing
If he Farkel's the thing he will want to add a GPS, heated gear plug, tank bag, BMR Pilot Shelf, extra lights, jpegs, backup back rest, custom seat, more lights, special windshield, COMM system
If he adds the GPS, heated gear plug, tank bag, BMR Pilot Shelf, extra lights, jpegs, backup back rest, custom seat, more lights, special windshield, COMM system he will be comfortable doing maintenance
If he is comfortable doing maintenance, he will want to do an oil change, flush the brakes, flush the clutch line, change the final drive fluid, change the gear box fluid.
If he changes the oil change, flush the brakes, flush the clutch line, change the final drive fluid, change the gear box fluid he will want to perform some mods
If he performs some MODS he will want to MOD the Gas cap, MOD the transmission for a weep hole.
If he performs all the MODS he will finally perform a canisterectomy
Once he performs a canisterectomy he will be ready for a new LT
Once he gets a new LT....