[myk_edwards]

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Turk, an American, a Canadian, a Mexican, a German, a Greek, a Latvian, a Pole, a Belgian, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, an Italian, an African, an Iranian, an Egyptian, a Swede, a Russian, an Australian, a Peruvian, an Estonian and a Belgian all wanted to get into a nightclub.......but the doorman said....

"Sorry lads, I can't let you in without a Thai"