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Guy goes into a lingerie shop to buy a pair of crotchless knickers.
"They need to be extra large" he told the shop assistant - "they're for my mother in law..."
"That's pretty unusual - buying that sort of underwear like for your mother in law" said the taken aback sales assistant - "does you wife know that you're buying a passionate gear like that for her mum?

"Oh no - not for sexual reasons - I just thought if she wore these she'd get a better grip on her broomstick!"
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