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A woman was leaving a cafe when she noticed an unusual funeral. . .

A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a
solitary woman walking with a black dog. Behind her was a queue of 200
women walking in single line.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She approached the woman walking
with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a
funeral like this with so many of you walking in a single line. Whose
funeral is it?" The woman replied, "That first coffin is for my
"What happened to him?"

"My dog attacked and killed him." "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
" My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog
attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes
between the two women.

Then the woman asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The other woman replied,"Join the queue."
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