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On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired military man,
and asked, 'Honey, do you remember this?'

He looked up from his newspaper and said; 'Yes dear, I do. You wore that same
negligee the night we were married'

She said, 'Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?'

He nodded and said 'Yes dear', I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out
of those boobs and shag your brains out.'

She giggled and said; 'So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same
negligee. What do you have to say tonight?'

He looked her up and down and said; 'Mission Accomplished'
 
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