Hey, who said anything was wrong with techno-geeks beeing in da closet? Remember what our parents used to say about children are to be seen not heard? Well, I figger that I can be SEEN as old-fashioned but underneath....using stealth mode, I can do the high tech stuff and most folks will think I got a NOSE for drivin in the right direction!
Wish I had a GPS but all da cash is gonna go to one BIG farkle...well, not really big...more like a LITTLE farkle.
Besides, if I gave up all the modern conveniences, I would lose the cell phone, tv, ATM, Motown music, *$$, Deliverance, ... (wait a minute, Linda is STILL frightened by THAT movie!).
Some thangs ya just can't do without....well, I could do without the tv.
Hmmm....would grovelling help???