Originally Posted by tlash
How do you slow down and get ahead at the same time?
Well let me tell you:
Dear Ladybugs and Jellybeans,
I stand before you to sit behind you
to tell you something I know nothing about.
Early in the morning in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie that's true,
ask the blind man; he saw it too.
Amission is free, pay at the door. Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Now you know how to slow down to get ahead.