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Jun 20th, 2014 9:16 pm
hschisler
Re: Senior Citizen setting up password

This is hilarious, but only because it's so close to reality. The password requirements for some of the systems I access daily in software development read just like this.
Jun 20th, 2014 7:06 pm
zippy_gg
Re: Senior Citizen setting up password

... and repeat every 90 days!
Jun 20th, 2014 2:53 pm
norsseman
Senior Citizen setting up password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiv eMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA ssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.






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