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Nov 9th, 2008 10:10 am
UncleMark
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by tmgs
it's really because God rides a Panhead, his son hasn't quite made it there yet

<g>
You know... I think he said his dad was riding a shovel head... Dark blue... Customized to the "nines"... Jesus said his dad liked those early model rides...
Nov 9th, 2008 9:34 am
ltdavey
Re: JESUS "CREATES" an LT!

There, fixed it for you. ^
Nov 9th, 2008 9:07 am
rkimmel2
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

I swear, on Yom Kippur I saw Menachem Schneerson riding an LT in the Orchard Beach section of Brooklyn.
Nov 9th, 2008 8:08 am
tmgs
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by pkpr1998
Just think, if His final drive fails, He can lay hands on it and be healed!
I've tried a half dozen times to get hold of you.
(ok may a couple times)
Nov 9th, 2008 8:06 am
tmgs
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleMark
I couldn't believe it... there he was... right in front of me... I had to snap a few pictures...

I asked about ATGATT... he said his dad was his co-pilot and he wasn't that worried.

I asked about why BMW and specifically why the LT vs the other manufacturers and models... he replied that you don't mess with a good thing and that he likes to scare the nuns in the crosswalks while gliding up to the stop. He said he tried it on a Harley once...
it's really because God rides a Panhead, his son hasn't quite made it there yet

<g>
Nov 8th, 2008 6:35 pm
gglove
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleMark
I couldn't believe it... there he was... right in front of me... I had to snap a few pictures...

I asked about ATGATT... he said his dad was his co-pilot and he wasn't that worried.

I asked about why BMW and specifically why the LT vs the other manufacturers and models... he replied that you don't mess with a good thing and that he likes to scare the nuns in the crosswalks while gliding up to the stop. He said he tried it on a Harley once... wasn't as much fun... but he did say that the leather's added a really nice touch to his normal riding wear!

I couldn't help myself. I had to ask one more question that had been on my mind since my early Catholic upbringing... Why change the water into wine?

He said he contemplated making Tequila but decided against it as the bartenders at Cana couldn't make a Martguerita to save their donkeys!


It was an interesting few minutes with the man...
He may but does God "dad" approve?
Nov 8th, 2008 5:30 pm
pkpr1998
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Just think, if His final drive fails, He can lay hands on it and be healed!
Nov 8th, 2008 11:38 am
GolfGuy
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by cfell
Sure did... I think it was Easter Sunday.. =)
Good One...Gotcha.
Nov 8th, 2008 11:11 am
cfell
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by jsciullo
Not even God can fix the final drive!!!
Jim
Sure did... I think it was Easter Sunday.. =)
Nov 8th, 2008 10:52 am
jsciullo
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by BallsCasten
Had he had any problems with his final drive?

(I swear that dude delivered a pizza to my house the other night.)
Not even God can fix the final drive!!!
Jim
Nov 8th, 2008 10:21 am
Tat_n_Telle
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Only in California............
Nov 8th, 2008 9:40 am
yechave
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Is that an unsolicited endorsement for the V-stream?
Nov 8th, 2008 9:22 am
Mike_H
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Aww....man! You didn't ask whether he runs dino or synthetic! And where the FD designer may end up in the afterlife......
Nov 8th, 2008 3:09 am
TSQUARED
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

You neglected to ask him if he had been circumcised! Perhaps he is a true "swinger", wearing no shorts!

Terry
Nov 7th, 2008 11:24 pm
BallsCasten
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Had he had any problems with his final drive?

(I swear that dude delivered a pizza to my house the other night.)
Nov 7th, 2008 8:05 pm
nelson61
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

I must admit it really could be Meese Our true leader
Nov 7th, 2008 7:26 pm
scurrie
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Nope, I'm not buying it. Clearly there are no nail holes in his throttle hand.....

-Scott
Nov 7th, 2008 5:53 pm
cfell
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

I thot Jesus wore the hurrachi or truck tread sandals..

... and that sheet he's wearing... pullleeeze get a cincture...!!!

Oh.. and anyone know why he's wearing that red fabric tied to his side? that's how servants did it so they didn't get the fabric wet while leaning over the task-du-jour.
Nov 7th, 2008 5:44 pm
meese
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Quote:
Originally Posted by pkpr1998
Has Ken been converted???!!!!!!
Wouldn't that just make Joe proud.

Still, it could be photoshopped. I'll believe it when I see it in person.
Nov 7th, 2008 5:27 pm
pkpr1998
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Has Ken been converted???!!!!!!
Nov 7th, 2008 5:14 pm
Ted Shred
Re: JESUS rides an LT!

Could be an imposter....He doesn't look Jewish
Nov 7th, 2008 5:01 pm
UncleMark
JESUS rides an LT!

I couldn't believe it... there he was... right in front of me... I had to snap a few pictures...

I asked about ATGATT... he said his dad was his co-pilot and he wasn't that worried.

I asked about why BMW and specifically why the LT vs the other manufacturers and models... he replied that you don't mess with a good thing and that he likes to scare the nuns in the crosswalks while gliding up to the stop. He said he tried it on a Harley once... wasn't as much fun... but he did say that the leather's added a really nice touch to his normal riding wear!

I couldn't help myself. I had to ask one more question that had been on my mind since my early Catholic upbringing... Why change the water into wine?

He said he contemplated making Tequila but decided against it as the bartenders at Cana couldn't make a Martguerita to save their donkeys!


It was an interesting few minutes with the man...

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