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post #1 of 4 Old Apr 14th, 2015, 11:44 am Thread Starter
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New bikes make better husbands !!!

Everytime I park a new bike on our driveway, I am hoping that my wife will need something from the market...

- Damn...
- What sweetie?
- I forgot to get lemons...
- No problem dear!

Before she could say another word, I am on my bike heading out to get lemons...

- Darn, we are out of Diet Coke... Honey where are you going?
- Your wishes are my orders dear, be back shortly...

- Can you mail these bills tomorrow on the way to work hon?
- Why tomorrow dear? Bills are important I'll go to post office now. I am sure I can make it before 4 pm so they will go out today's mail.

So, next time your wives or female partners resist the idea of you getting a bike let them be aware "new bikes make perfect husbands"!!!
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post #2 of 4 Old Apr 15th, 2015, 9:29 am
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You need to use a different Store , Post one 300 miles away....well ok 50 miles.
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Re: New bikes makes better husbands !!!

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You need to use a different Store , Post one 300 miles away....well ok 50 miles.
Yep I've gotten lost going to the Home depot on the bike before. It took 5 hours the last time just to get a new paint brush.
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Re: New bikes makes better husbands !!!

Reminds me of my first drivers license at the wonderful age of 15 (Minnesota). I'd be home from school, and the first thing I'd ask my mom is what errands she needed me to run. Usually took from 4PM until 6PM.
We are all still boys with toys.
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