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post #1 of 3 Old May 3rd, 2012, 2:36 pm Thread Starter
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"What Chuck Norris must feel..."

Okay, so on my first ride on the LT I was coming back from work on a major highway and cruising along at the speed limit (or slightly above), and I saw a Harley coming up behind me in the opposite lane. I could hear the "rumble" as he got closer, and was even louder when he passed. (I do kind of miss that sound from my old bike, but I digress) Instinctively I wasn't really thrilled about being passed by this guy, and initially wanted to return the favor. But I realized that knowing that I could was enough for me, and I thought, "This must be what Chuck Norris feels like when he walks in a bar".

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Re: "What Chuck Norris must feel..."

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

and I could go on and on......
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Re: "What Chuck Norris must feel..."

Only when one is truly superior can one be truly benevolent. I do however reserve one sinful pleasure, and than would be taunting them into curves and watching for sparks in the mirror.
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